So... what did Materazzi say to Zidane?

[Caligula]

Listener suggestions on the Today programme were quite amusing. Along the lines of:

"Bung you a million if you headbut me"
"Make it five"
"OK, but not on my face".

The other one was along the lines of:

"Do you accept that the common agricultural policy favours French farmers disproportionately?"

Made me larf anyway. So what do you think he said?

you let your child eat grapes in the supermarche before paying for them you theiving bastard...

"Have you paid for those grapes?"

Great minds, piffle

"you parked in the parent and child space, porca miseria!"

"Your wife wears Boden."

and drinks innocent smoothies

"your minging bra straps are showing and you wear city shorts"

here here blue!well said

That lipstick really doesn't suit you, does it!!

i'm not wearing any

Must just be flushed then

is just that i was smiling a lot

Um I wonder why??? Can't be that you've got a dirty mind -well it is supposed to be a joy forever isn't it.

And don't you ever ever sleep????

never mind the dirty mind - thought i would be on best behaviour tonight - so stayed away - just popped on and there you were - couldnt help grinning

I'm just getting into my element at this time of day you see. And the boys have been at pre-school so I've been footloose and fancy free all afternoon. Yippee. Going to celebrate with a large glass of wine in a minute

should be by now - but phone camera packed up - was trying to get pics off it before taking it back but software dodgy

so where do you get to when fancy free in col?

Dodgy software - so you've been sitting and cursing the thing for how long????

Barnes and Noble book shop with a Skinny Vanilla latte and cheese pretzel - my life's one big blast isn't it.

oh - only an hour or two - worked for a while then gave up the ghost - darent take it in till its sorted

just knew you were sophisticated

Absolutely I'm a caviar and champagne girl me you know

is the best way to start the week - ive spent the day gardening on got meself sunburnt - is a blast here too - cant say that i'm a champagne kind of fella

So what's your favourite tipple then????? I love gardening by the way, that's what I miss here (only thing over than hugs ) is green grass.