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So... what did Materazzi say to Zidane?

124 replies

Caligula · 10/07/2006 14:09

Listener suggestions on the Today programme were quite amusing. Along the lines of:

"Bung you a million if you headbut me"
"Make it five"
"OK, but not on my face".

The other one was along the lines of:

"Do you accept that the common agricultural policy favours French farmers disproportionately?"

Made me larf anyway. So what do you think he said?

OP posts:
Piffle · 10/07/2006 23:35

you let your child eat grapes in the supermarche before paying for them you theiving bastard...

marthamoo · 10/07/2006 23:35

"Have you paid for those grapes?"

marthamoo · 10/07/2006 23:35

Great minds, piffle

Reginald · 10/07/2006 23:36

"you parked in the parent and child space, porca miseria!"

marthamoo · 10/07/2006 23:39

"Your wife wears Boden."

Piffle · 10/07/2006 23:41

and drinks innocent smoothies

Reginald · 10/07/2006 23:57

"your minging bra straps are showing and you wear city shorts"

7up · 10/07/2006 23:58

here here blue!well said

Alipiggie · 11/07/2006 00:33

That lipstick really doesn't suit you, does it!!

singledadofthree · 11/07/2006 00:34

i'm not wearing any

Alipiggie · 11/07/2006 00:35

Must just be flushed then

singledadofthree · 11/07/2006 00:36

is just that i was smiling a lot

Alipiggie · 11/07/2006 00:37

Um I wonder why??? Can't be that you've got a dirty mind -well it is supposed to be a joy forever isn't it.

Alipiggie · 11/07/2006 00:38

And don't you ever ever sleep????

singledadofthree · 11/07/2006 00:39

never mind the dirty mind - thought i would be on best behaviour tonight - so stayed away - just popped on and there you were - couldnt help grinning

Alipiggie · 11/07/2006 00:40

I'm just getting into my element at this time of day you see. And the boys have been at pre-school so I've been footloose and fancy free all afternoon. Yippee. Going to celebrate with a large glass of wine in a minute

singledadofthree · 11/07/2006 00:40

should be by now - but phone camera packed up - was trying to get pics off it before taking it back but software dodgy

singledadofthree · 11/07/2006 00:41

so where do you get to when fancy free in col?

Alipiggie · 11/07/2006 00:41

Dodgy software - so you've been sitting and cursing the thing for how long????

Alipiggie · 11/07/2006 00:42

Barnes and Noble book shop with a Skinny Vanilla latte and cheese pretzel - my life's one big blast isn't it.

singledadofthree · 11/07/2006 00:42

oh - only an hour or two - worked for a while then gave up the ghost - darent take it in till its sorted

singledadofthree · 11/07/2006 00:43

just knew you were sophisticated

Alipiggie · 11/07/2006 00:44

Absolutely I'm a caviar and champagne girl me you know

singledadofthree · 11/07/2006 00:47

is the best way to start the week - ive spent the day gardening on got meself sunburnt - is a blast here too - cant say that i'm a champagne kind of fella

Alipiggie · 11/07/2006 00:48

So what's your favourite tipple then????? I love gardening by the way, that's what I miss here (only thing over than hugs ) is green grass.