It was in the Guardian.
"The X5 and why, Chris? Why?
To north London, where the festive disillusionment is only compounded by news of Chris Martin's car prang. On Monday morning, the Coldplay lead singer left a dent in the back of a local woman's car, and photographs of the incident's aftermath were lovingly reproduced in the Sun.
Frankly, I'm very disappointed with Chris. In fact, not since Toto yanked back the curtain in the Emerald City to reveal that the great and powerful Oz was essentially an old guy with a hotwired church organ has anyone felt so conned.
Put briefly: Chris Martin drives a BMW X5. Or rather Chris Martin, bleeding heart environmentalist, drives a BMW X5.
For those of you who don't get off to Top Gear, the X5 is an SUV. It is huge, and common to such places as the car parks of Premiership training grounds.
It's traditionally less popular among the climate change lobby.
Earlier this year, Chris gave an interview to this newspaper in which he explained the the band's new record featured "an intense, angry track encouraging people to make the right decisions about how they live their lives and how they treat the planet".
Mm. Why do I keep forgetting to buy that album? And has he had his X5 specially converted to run on ballads and mung beans?
Inquiring minds want to know."