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another of cod's parpy artricle s - this time...about sweets

144 replies

cod · 02/05/2006 11:53

i think i have done you proud my friends
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Lio · 02/05/2006 12:07

Loads of this sounds like a piss-take e.g. the book title "Yummy! Every Parent’s Nutrition Bible" – sort of thing Christopher Morris would come up with.

starlover · 02/05/2006 12:08

don't get it... what's wrong with not wanting your kids to have tons of sugar?

GDG · 02/05/2006 12:09

pmsl! another priceless find cod!

Marina · 02/05/2006 12:11

Nothing, starlover. It's just that most of us don't then think it is OK to write a lot of Polly Filla excruciating twaddle about it and be paid to do so.

Blu · 02/05/2006 12:11

oooh, I LOVE very dark choc - for it's fantastic caffeine hit!!

starlover · 02/05/2006 12:11

ahhh but look at the joy you get from dissecting it! lol

FrayedKnot · 02/05/2006 12:12

It was teh self-congratulatory tone of the article and the references to inferior quality confectionary that got me.

FFS - a sweet is a sweet is a sweet!

And the fact that she gets paid to write such twaddle.

Jimjamskeepingoffvaxthreads · 02/05/2006 12:13

Ah I don't care what people feed their kids, but its the preciousness of the article. I'm still sniggering at eating sweets being linked to low IQ.

Marina · 02/05/2006 12:13

starlover I couldn't even bring myself to read it, silly mare that she has to be.
I am just judge judge judging away based on other people's sensible response to this article.
And yes, I am a right moaner at my children about sweeties Wink

oliveoil · 02/05/2006 12:13

She writes really good articles!!

Cod is just being snide as she has had an overdose of E numbers and sugar this morning.

GDG · 02/05/2006 12:14

It wasn't even well written imo

Blu · 02/05/2006 12:14

Starlover - I took DS to McD for a Happy Meal yesterday - (stopped at a 'drive-thru', actually - even the spelling makes me shudder) for the first time in his almost 5 years - would you PAY to read about what I thought, how I felt, how DS re-acted?

I do hope not Grin, it's too BORING and predicatable and we've heard it all before.

zippitrippitoes · 02/05/2006 12:14

I am seeking balance..link to good article polease..Smile or pref the anecdote about the danish pastry

Marina · 02/05/2006 12:14

Presumably she was maxed out on mung beans and quinoa and her IQ took a temporary hit GDG

foxinsocks · 02/05/2006 12:15

that was my favourite bit too

especially as it is 'suspected of having a bearing on low IQ'

i.e. there is no evidence at all and I thought I'd throw that in to give more weight to my mindless article

Marina · 02/05/2006 12:15

I'd pay blu! Dish, dish, dish, by e-mail if you'd rather Wink

Blu · 02/05/2006 12:15

I did like her when she wrote for the Observer - better than the insufferable John Briffa, anyway.

oliveoil · 02/05/2006 12:16

zippi - I will search after my lunch, off to Pret for my Miso soup

Angeliz · 02/05/2006 12:17

It was just a plug for her book anyway wasn't it.
I don't mind the article as it's probably quite true but i do get a bit sick of the rules of Parenting every where you look.
Like nowadays we wouldn't have a clue what to do without a written rule for everything.

Then again i'm probably the total opposite of that too as i dwell on things and research them to death.

starlover · 02/05/2006 12:18

so it's more her, and how she says it, rather than what she has to say?

starlover · 02/05/2006 12:18

so it's more her, and how she says it, rather than what she has to say?

bundle · 02/05/2006 12:19

jane clarke has a child????

bundle · 02/05/2006 12:20

blu, someone has CORRRECTED drive thru to THROUGH at Haringey MacD's Smile

LIZS · 02/05/2006 12:20

It's the self righteousness of her attitude. How her parenting must be superior to everyone else's and how darling Maya will inevitably benefit. Can see some logic to it but please !

Blu · 02/05/2006 12:21

Who are these healthy adults who react to a bit of chocolate with shaking, headaches and being shattered? It's not normal, I tell you - and if anyone's in any doubt I will happily scoff a bar at lunch time to prove it to you!

The woman clearly has a flimsy constitution.

(qualifying disclaimer re people with migraines, blah blah)

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