Wolf Have you thought of getting someone to quote to make you a dress like that. You can get some lovley ones made.
Oh and the ham in coke I am very lazy and just bung in the slow cooker with chopped onions and coke until cooked. You can then glaze with homey, mustard or maple and oven cook for 10 mins till golden.
We had it for 3 meals. 1 hot with veg, then cold with egg and chips and then I made pea and ham soup, which can be an effort (soaking peas for 16 hours and then pushing though a sieve once cooked with the onions and stock), but it was delicious and cheap - 26p for the dried peas!!!