SCREEEEEEEEAM at the never-ceasing list of things I must do before I can do the things I want to do!

[SmugColditz]

It's like the bucket song (there's a hole in my bucket dear Liza)

I want to wash my tight black jeans
first I must wash school uniform
first I must buy washing powder
first I must be dressed
but first I must have a shower
but first I must encase ds2 somewhere safe
But first I must wait until he is sleepy enough to tolerate this

I ONLY WANT MY JEANS

erm wear blue jeans today?

wash em in washing up liquid

or bubble bath or baby shampoo

it's all just soap

Does that work?

Doesn't it just fill your washing machine with foam>?