"You need to put a sign on the dishwasher mummy so we know not to put slugs in it"

[Cappuccino]

so says dd1 (7, fgs) after she put one in there 'because she thought it was something dirty and the dishwasher was nearest'

[there is no emoticon to describe this]

and yes it did go through the entire cycle

jeez
us
god

so at least it came out clean. did it cook? apparently you can cook asalmon by using the dishwahser, always wanted to try!

Lol.

You know that you are going to have to do a sign don't you?

Oh dear god!

That's obviously why dishwashers need salt!

god we were good parents

she came to see what was the matter I was screaming

"It was my fault mummy I put it in there"

I was so calm and lovely I even gave her a sticker for being honest

I looked through the 'Good homework' and 'Well read' and 'Good eating' and eventually chose a yellow sticker with a tick on it

there was no 'i was a good girl and fessed up to moving a slug' sticker available

there's a gap in the market there, Capp

rofl Fantastic!

And well done for her being honest. DS2 (8) would have lied.

ewww can imagine the carnage.

pmsl sorry that is soo funny
soo glad i dont have a dishwasher always knew there was a reason not to get one!

Oh you have no idea how much this has brightened my day!!!!

Actual tears of laughter!

lol
the things you thought you'd never have to deal with

and yet
we do them
every sodding day

thank god you posted this

this was a brilliant post capp, thanks so much. at giving her a sticker!!!!

there is no way you can think of all the things they shouldn't do, is there? In similar situations I tell my DC's not to throw fruit at the computer, from the Michael Rosen poem they really laugh at.

Poor slug