Is this bonkers - show flannel?

[BoatyMcFuckfaceNC]

(Afterthought- daily mail/mirror journos you lazy cunting wankbadgers this is not for you to lift. Go report some news. I shall intersperse swears just in case. Ha.)

I like to make my bathroom feel as pampery as possible given it's poky and rented. I also use white flannels once or twice a day in my skincare routine so I keep a stash in a basket. Fuckbucket. When I was at a posh spa a few months ago I spent ten minutes studying how they'd rolled/tucked their flannels and now I use their technique so it feels even pamperier (word?). Cuntbiscuit.

Anyway, I've taken to leaving a 'show flannel' out on the side of the sink. I don't actually use it, I use the ones from the basket (which is on a shelf above eye level). But it sits there looking lovely and calm inviting me to look after myself. Arseweasel. I like to think guests might see it and feel they're at a fancy hotel or something. It's also angled at a perfect 45 degrees mirrored by the soap dish on the other side. Cuntfuckitybastardshitmonkey.

(Disclaimer: without being flippant it is very possible that I have OCD, I am under mental health support for anxiety and mood problems, before anyone gets too mean!)

Am I completely bonkers? Or do other people do this kind of thing too?

[SortAllTheThings]

Rubbish, were you forced to use your flannels of show to wipe up the shit fest?

Cuntnugget

[RubbishMantra]

No way would I use my shitcunting fucking show flannels . The feeling of pissing out the anus gave me a clue what I should do.... Upside is, digestive tract, colon and anus feel delightfully cleansed. Like rose petals.

[SortAllTheThings]

You're my new hero.


Shitweasletwatbiscuit

[AGBforever]

My first actual lol!

And in the spirit of the thread, Twatbadger!

[EnidButton]

guest socks

Woah! Next level housekeeping right there. Hairy bollocks. I thought my long wicker cock basket with carefully folded fuck flannels was impressive but that youtuber's basket is beautiful.

I don't think there's anything with your show flannel if it pleases you and helps remind you to do a nice thing for yourself. Not harming anyone is it. You carry on.

Bus wankers.

[EnidButton]

anything wrong

[RubbishMantra]

"long wicker cock basket"

[dudsville]

My IL's have show soap. They are in a bowl and about 500 years old and dusty and cracked. They are very nice people but I will not be spoiling their show soap. (please will someone now post a great swear word for me? I'm limited to "fuck" and it's too dowdy for this thread).

[bibbitybobbityyhat]

I remember when you used to be able to buy a wanking bath cube and guest cunt cube selection from Boots as a Christmas shitgift for your Granny.

They came in a long thin clear rectangular buttocks box - 1 little bum bluebell soap then 1 little bastard bath cube, alternately.

I will have a fucking Google for images.

[bibbitybobbityyhat]

see!

[Evilrhooo]

Not at all mad, what a fabulous post! Fuck off Daily Fail!

[mirokarikovo]

This fanjofelching thread has opened my eyes to something I never quite grimhandjob understood.

You see I love the pamperyness of the lovely cockbadger basket of basically flannels single-use-handtowels in the ladies rooms of the very poshest hotels. So I bought half a dozen and put them in a wire basket for anusblister guests to use so that they don't have to use the hygienically dubious normal hand towel that the family has been using for the last week and a half.

But the guests never titcum use them. Now I finally understand. Everyone else thinks they are just for show and they don't realise that I actually want them to be used.

[FlutteringCunts]

*Cock basket

Fuck flannels
*
Definately fannyplunging introducing these to my soggyarsewipe vocabulary

[UterusUterusGhali]

I have a naice rack of naice tittybumfuck hamman towels which stay rolled up and are too cunting naice/thin to use.

I roll the many munting flannels and put them in the rack too, using the most worn ones first in the spunkmonkey hope that I'll wash them before the frontbumtrumpetpump naice ones get sullied.

I'm so using "babydoors" at work tomorrow.

[MrsBlennerhassett]

when ive got guests coming i hand a freshly laundered flannel on the side of the bath. I have specific floral flannels that i use for this. That flannel is not meant for anyone to use just make the bathroom look nice so i suppose it is a show flannel!! I bet loads of people do this they just dont admit it to anyone or even themselves hahaha!

[paxillin]

Fucking hell- I have no show towels or flannels. I'm now worried how often I've sullied other people's show towels . Would you show flannel owners be terribly upset if your guests unknowingly used them?

[QuilliamCakespeare]

I could be delirious from lack of sleep but this thread has had me silent laughing a newborn off my boob.

Cuntyflaps. Sadhandjob.

[GoodyGoodyGumdrops]

Show flannels are fine, as long as you don't mind when people don't realise that they're only for show and use them. Arsewhistle. I am a domestic slattern, so I was bewildered when my dc made genuine excuse for not washing properly, by saying that they thought the new, pretty towel was just for show. We have never had anything just for show here!

[ipswichwitch]

My arsefisting show flannel lasted one day. Arsebiscuit. My pissflap DH used it to scrub grease and diesel off his cuntbadger hands. My poor showflannel died a slow fuckweasel death, covered in titwank swarfega. shitbag.

[BovrilonToast]

Why the fuckity fuck is this not in classics yet? Cock pasty cuntbadgers.

[Emmerdalefan]

My dear belated dad always used to take the kick out of his sister cos everytime he went to her house there was a pristine bar of imperial leather soap on the sink. He would joke that she must never wash. Haha she is a right Mrs bucket (she is lovely but her house is immaculate ) and I'm in awe of her pristine immaculate house .I try so hard to be that way but 4 dcs ruin the job

[Emmerdalefan]

I'm fucking howling at all the mint swear words . You bunch of cuntychops haha

[Emmerdalefan]

Piss not kick. God I feel like a loser now haha

[Wenker]

Can we see a picture of the show flannel in all its glory?

[CondensedMilkSarnies]

Pax if any cunting person used my wombatwanksock show titting towels , I'd sling their hairy qwimmed arse out my titwank door!