if so, then why dont we have an online shelf putting up boot camp, MN will advise you how to put up the perfect shelf.
Its easy, you just need a drill (which, fortunately, can be purchased at B+Q), some bits of wood, a saw, some screws (also available from B+Q), those little plastic thingys that go in the wall, and a spirit level and a pencil to make sure everythings on the level.
go on, you know it makes sense