Help, I thought I had a nice house that was reasonably tidy until I found Home Swap. I thought I might need to clean the fridge perhaps and maybe descale the shower to keep up. But then I saw what was on offer and there is no way I could allow these people to scrutinize my home. A couple round the corner from me are offering an immaculate lakeside house, their Lexus and use of their gym/spa. I offer a child and cat infested house, a grubby mummy wagon and 40tonne truck dodging as you walk to the shops. Please someone make me feel better, does anyone else consider a mild level of squalor essential to a healthy immune system or am I just a slattern?