sorry. a really gross one (toilet seats)

[farrowandballs]

Sorry for this, but does anyone know of a good, preferably eco friendly way to get rid of urine crystal formations on the front of the underside of the toilet seat. I seem to have a bit of a coral reef forming tere and as the only woman I know it's down to me (I'm blaming only ever getting the chance to have 2 wees a day!)
Any tips? Have tried scrubbing with ecloths, enjo mitt (both currently in wash - bleugh) and blasting with method wipes and spray. Would bicarb be appropriate or am I doomed to bleach and a toothbrush?
cheers

Well done Norks! I have made the earrings and got DH to put them on for me but... guess what... he missed the hole!! (Now if I was 14, I think at this juncture I have to write LOL)

Thanks for the link cutiecat :)

Norks, you could go for the alternative market with a nipple trident in the shape of a flush mechanism with just one perfectly formed crystal on the tip, or a ball-bar with a tiny ballcock on one end and a crystal on the other...

Eek! cakes that is a bit scary. I don't think I understood most of that sentence and I think I might surprise the DC if they saw me making them!!!

Actually, perhaps that is worth it :)

Norks , i dont like the sound of the jewelery , tbh i think it might be a bit pish.

hardeharhar .