Come on lady-mother-travel-experts/ and wise travelling dads! ALL I want is a week in the warm, plenty for tiny kids to do and see (warm pools, a playground and even a few ratty animals/fish should do it!) no driving once we get there, plenty of delicious restaurants/bars within walking distance,more euro than full english if poss, short transfer, suite (i.e. interconnecting rooms with kitchenette kind of thing, nowt posh) or self catering,and ideally not too ropey so I can feel like I have had a tiny bite of luxey holiday! Surely this should be possible? NOT bothered in the slightest about kids clubs/creche/spa as like to keep the kids with me when not working, but as we then spend evenings in the accomodation or strolling with them asleep in buggies has to be a nice resort and slight sleeping area separation... Was thinking Canaries/Cyprus/Portugal. Total budget for the week about £1500.Could stretch for perfection, but not much...!