Ok so I am at a complete loss as to where to go next summer. Would contemplate a drive of up to about 4 hours from Calais. Do not want to stay in accommodation that looks like an old aunt's house (this seems to rule out most french gites. Do not want to be on big noisy campsite in a caravan. Any ideas? We like France but i am struggling with the chintz and rickety chairs that french houses seem full of. Has to be very clean. I do like log cabins so not averse to a quiet holiday park! Any ideas much appreciated! We have to go in school hols unfortunately and would want to self cater. Am i just too picky?