Tell me your smart/funny

[inscotland]

answers when people say negative things to you on a longhaul flight when you have a baby?

If ds cries, i want to be armed with quick fire answers to put any smart arse back in their place!

Help!

kiss my arse, it's gold plated

stolen from custardo

I honestly wouldn't worry. We've flown longhaul with DD three times and people were great.

She chucked an unbelievable paddy on takeoff the first time (when she was about four months old) and as everyone was disembarking several people made a point of telling us that it happens to everyone.

Hand the baby over with "well, if you think you can do better here you are"

TBH, I've never had a problem. Even when BabyDragon woke, crying, every 30 minutes during an 8 hour night flight...

Oh yes, she screamed blue murder prior to take off this year. All I got were concerned comments like "is she scared...?"

No, she was 2.6 and didn't want to be tethered to a seat