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I want to holiday like Poirot

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summergreens · 03/05/2025 18:13

OK, not the murders. Ignore the murders. But I am looking for an English hotel with charm and elegance where everyone chats nicely and maybe there's a morning tennis match or boat trip and we all have afternoon tea or cocktails on the lawn. Interesting strangers and ideally also a library in case I need a bit of book time. Potentially the option of kedgeree?

Does this sort of place still exist? Have you stayed there? Could I do it on a budget of less than say £150 a night? If there's no mobile phone signal I could live with that.

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midlandsmummy123 · 05/05/2025 22:02

So At Bertram's hotel was either based on Brown's hotel in London or Flemings Mayfair Hotel, both look lovely but I think Brown's is more in Miss Marple's line. I wouldn't recommend the Sea Container place, that I have visited and it was a total letdown.

Oops just remembered the thread is about Poirot's holidays and not Miss M.

APSSucks · 05/05/2025 22:14

I definitely wouldn't want to go to the archaeological dig where he was in a tent, on a camp bed, and it was too hot with sand everywhere!

midlandsmummy123 · 06/05/2025 22:50

APSSucks · 05/05/2025 22:14

I definitely wouldn't want to go to the archaeological dig where he was in a tent, on a camp bed, and it was too hot with sand everywhere!

Surely he had a local to fan him, bring him refreshing drinks and roll mats out?

Chersfrozenface · 07/05/2025 10:09

Annonymiss123 · 05/05/2025 14:43

You beat me to it! I did a Cunard cruise last year for this very reason - and loved it!

I want to do a short cruise on the Queen Victoria - it has a library.

More Victorian than Art Deco but definitely an English country house at sea feel about it

I want to holiday like Poirot
Chersfrozenface · 07/05/2025 10:16

It looks as though Cunard's Queen Anne has a more Art Deco feel.

This is the library

I want to holiday like Poirot
summergreens · 07/05/2025 18:05

Blimey some of you live lives that are too expensive even for my fantasies! I have looked at and dreamed about everything posted but £450 ish a night?! I thought I was already being extravagant!

New plan. Those of us who dream of elegance but are paid like Miss Lemon we need to combine forces booking a cheapish cruise and bring our style on board. Am sure we can fake fabulousness for a week. Could someone bring the creme de cassis?

And maybe one day a mysterious godmother we never met will write her will and suddenly everything else becomes possible?

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APSSucks · 07/05/2025 18:42

The Ventnor hotel starts from £180/night for a single or £200 for a double. Not quite down at £150 (it has gone up since I stayed there), but not in the £450/night league.

LoserWinner · 07/05/2025 23:12

Of course, the best (and most expensive) way to do Poirot is a trip on the Orient Express. Start saving now…

shakeitoffshakeacocktail · 07/05/2025 23:16

Yes please! Adding it to the list

AllTangledUpInDaisiesAndDiadems · 09/05/2025 12:04

Yes it's the Orient Express for me, too! But I already have so many things to save for.

Might have to be a celebration for my 60th...

PullTheBricksDown · 09/05/2025 13:12

Love all these ideas, especially the cruise ships with libraries! Have friends who have been to Burgh Island and raved about it.

Movinghouseatlast · 09/05/2025 13:25

Talland Bay Hotel is amazing with sloping lawns down to the sea.

Not £150 a night though. You can't get much for that these days!

themagicmonkey · 09/05/2025 20:00

What about a weekend break and stay at the Grand London Hotel in Istanbul? https://londrahotel.net/

It's where Agatha Christie stayed and wrote some of her books - i haven't stayed but the roof terrace has extraordinary views. And it's right in the middle of the city

Grand Hotel de Londres

https://londrahotel.net

BrennieGirl · 09/05/2025 20:32

I stated at the Nare years ago and had the kedgeree for breakfast. They also did tea and cake every afternoon and there was a decanter of sherry in our room. It was very nice but the staff were a bit snooty.

LunaTheCat · 09/05/2025 23:58

Ohh.. just googling that hotel in Istanbul … looks amazing !

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