Help me do the impossible

[FamilyHoliday]

Anyone with time on their hands want to help a possible fruitless search for a self-catering holiday?

Criteria:
Sleeps six adults, and five or six children (one could fit in a travel cot) in one place
Less than about £3k for Mon to Friday of May half term 2024
Less than 90 mins from South Bristol and Winchester
Ideally somewhere on some kind of complex with stuff for preschool/primary age kids eg pool/playground

Any suggestions please?

Bumping in case the non sleepers want to have a look!

Holiday park.
Lots of cottages but no entertainment.

I mean there is entertainment here but also lots of cottages on other sites.

www.haven.com/search-results/holidays?parkCode=WM&adults=5&children=3&tots=0&dogs=0&accessibleVans=false&arrivalDate=2024-05-27&duration=4

Could book 2 or 3 caravans. About 7-800 each.

Thanks! Ideally we want one big place to share.

Oh the first one could be perfect though, big enough and a hot tub!

Try holiday cottages uk on Facebook. You'll get the odd one who'll say "if you'll consider driving a bit further, we have this great cottage in the outer Hebrides" but you should also get offered something suitable (they're holiday home owners who have their place advertised with a company or air bnb but give discount for booking direct. Make sure they have a link to their booking page for you to book and don't respond to random direct messages)

abnb.me/yhVzjAqh2yb

https://www.hoseasons.co.uk/holiday-parks/warmwell-warl?clickcd=50124&gclid=EAIaIQobChMI1rmwtcmt_gIVw7TtCh2_OATsEAAYASAAEgI4BPD_BwE&gclsrc=aw.ds&start=27-5-2024&range=3&nights=7&adult=6&child=5&infant=1&pets=0#accomodationList

https://www.lymebayholidays.co.uk/cottage/Devon-Woodhouse-Hill/Rhododendron-House-1120467.html#duration=7&start=2024-05-25&changeover=6
No activities on site but Lyne Regis (fossil hunting) v. popular with kids