Dear guests.
Please don’t break things without letting us know. A full inventory of every item after you check out and before the next guest is impossible.
Please don’t take things home.
Please don’t lose pieces of games provided.
Please check that you have left nothing behind, even if you no longer want your holiday inflatables, they are yours, not ours to dispose of.
Please don’t use our carefully written instructions or handbooks as notepaper, or a colouring book.
Please don’t check out late as you think we won’t notice, the turnaround time is summer is so tricky to manage.
Please don’t drink red wine on our sheets, or let’s children eat or drink things in bed that you wouldn’t at home. Also, please bring a waterproof sheet if you child wets the bed.
Please don’t stock up your home using our supplies of cleaning products and toilet roll.
Please don’t leave your hot hair tools on our furniture, you wouldn’t do it at home.
Please only park outside your accommodation, we get the calls from the neighbours.
Please don’t complain about lack of phone signal when you have chosen a location in a forest.
Most of us do try to very hard but it works both ways.
Thank you