Save time and hassle when moving house by doing the whole thing using the internet.
First buy your house online.
Then, order exact replicas of everything you own on store and "auction" websites - making the delivery address your new house.
Order a new bride/groom from one of these marriage sites and have them waiting for you.
Buy children if necessary from wherever Brangelina and Madge get theirs from.
Then, on "move day", simply walk from your old property to your new one - there's no need for stress, van following, etc