fake poo and comedy breasts

[BlokeDH]

save money on purchasing expensive "pretend" poo from joke shops by simply drying out one of your own in an oven or microwave and then varnishing it.

save money on purchasing "comedy" breasts by simply baring your own at fancy dress parties.

And this is "travel advice", how?

I thought someone was going to ask how to get them through Customs.

No idea why I clicked on it though.