If you fancy a prison style holiday where lights go off around midnight on your balcony no matter wether your having a lovely game of 21 or whatever there don’t come to this hotel.
If you fancy a hotel where even if there’s nowhere on earth to hang your wet towels and you hang them over the balcony you get a letter telling you not to hang your towels over the balcony then come to this hotel.
If you want a relaxing hotel for the love of god don’t come to this hotel!!