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Mozhe IS NOT going back to work next week after all......

818 replies

mozhe · 16/07/2007 13:36

.....no, have decided to delay it by a week or so......Mr Mozhe is on 'incubator watching' duties....P-in-L's are manning the home front,( and DSsX3...), with nice new aupair....and Mozhe,Nanny and DTs are off to St Barts,( in lovely Carribean...),for a week's sun/swim/chill out !!
Any one been before ? Any pointers ? Off first thing tomorrow......

OP posts:
oliveoil · 17/07/2007 11:03

I wouldn't leave my healthy children to go on holiday.

Only posh types do things like that, commoners keep their children with them, like mother hens.

Nannies? Pah.

Greensleeves · 17/07/2007 11:03

Yes, you were LV.

lljkk · 17/07/2007 11:04

I am not really sure if I care whether Mozhe is a fiction or not. Sometimes anomalies niggle at me, though, I can't leave them alone.

Maybe we should start a thread in Chat about the alter online egos and lives we'd like to have? I want to be a top physicist at CERN with 5 kids who are all musical and scientific prodigies, and a husband who runs a multi-million Euro business in Paris. Oh, and I'll have a maternity nurse, au pair and nanny, cook, maid and chauffer, too.

And in my youth I was, naturally, a top competitive athlete and singer -- but I had to choose just one main career, which was science.

My parents raised me in the wilds of Africa, where I was wet-nursed by a cheetah, and later home-educated until the age of 10. I learned to speak 4 languages simultaneously, and all my children are polyglots and gifted athletes, too (of course).

Enid · 17/07/2007 11:04

oo

actually teh bit I hated was taking the nanny

I HATE that

people do it here with their au pairs

I think its WANK

LieselVentouse · 17/07/2007 11:06

I can assure you I wasnt I just find this thread frickin funny

oliveoil · 17/07/2007 11:06

I am too much of a control freak to have a nanny

I would be peering in going 'no, she doesn't like that top and you have cut her toast into squares, she likes triangles'

Enid · 17/07/2007 11:07

it just seems so...lazy

ruty · 17/07/2007 11:07

I'd have won a Palme D'or for best director and spend my time between Provence and LA. [avec nanny of course]

lljkk · 17/07/2007 11:08

Oi! No picking on the name, I have a Tristan (sigh, i know it's now considered a chav name). It's Celtic, ancient.

Enid · 17/07/2007 11:09

surelyu its not chavvy

Greensleeves · 17/07/2007 11:09

"By LieselVentouse on Tue 17-Jul-07 10:38:23
To make matters worse she called him Tristan"

Yes LV, you were! And it's horrible. A lot of this thread is horrible. I think it should be deleted.

ladylush · 17/07/2007 11:10

If she is a troll then she has done an excellent job don't you think. If she isn't (I don't think she is fwiw)then she has got some pretty nasty messages to read when she gets back from holiday. Enid - whether someone "deserves" a holiday is a pretty subjective debate I would've thought. We could all argue that we deserve a holiday, but I would never say someone doesn't deserve one iyswim. Who am I to say? Agree with edam's post about the drinking. 14 units prior to finding out you're pregnant - so what!

Enid · 17/07/2007 11:10

oh come on greeny I thioguht that was quite funny

and I like the name tristan

LieselVentouse · 17/07/2007 11:10

No I do I like it - Missing the point - there is no Tristan and there is no Mohze- well there is but she aint on her way to Caribbean

oliveoil · 17/07/2007 11:10

Tristan is posh surely?

LieselVentouse · 17/07/2007 11:11

Calm down Greeny - I was taking the piss out of this thread - not the name

Enid · 17/07/2007 11:11

look, mozhe is hard to empathise with

hence level of bitchery

JeremyVile · 17/07/2007 11:12

No Enid.

People are bitches - hence level of bitchiness.

Enid · 17/07/2007 11:13

no, she is deliberately hard to empathise with

and people can be bitchy

HonoriaGlossop · 17/07/2007 11:13

exactly enid. Attention seeking and deliberately provocative - she knows exactly what she is doing. I'm absolutely 100% sure she is reading all this and loving every bit.

JeremyVile · 17/07/2007 11:14

I find bitches particularly hard to empathise with

Greensleeves · 17/07/2007 11:15

If you've had a very premature baby and done the time sitting in NICU unable to do anything useful, I don't see how you can find any of the nasty piss-taking on this thread funny. And if you haven't, you should have a bit of fucking respect.

As I said, I wouldn't do what mozhe is doing in a million years. But then, I would go back to work when the baby was 2 weeks old either. However there's a world of difference between disagreeing (even forcefully) with someone's choices and just being shitty and jeering for the fun of it.

Sorry if I am coming across as sanctimonious and offending people I like - but I feel strongly about this. Some of the posters who have taken the opportunity to be downright evil on this thread should be ashamed of themselves.

dobbysayswoof · 17/07/2007 11:15

Groan
I've reported this to mn and asked for the thread to be deleted.

LieselVentouse · 17/07/2007 11:15

Wait wait wait wait, who are the bitches on here?

Enid · 17/07/2007 11:15

oh dear

soem bitchery is funny though

sorry but someone who wants St Barts tips is ripe for mockery in my book, preemie baby or no preemie baby