I made the agent snarfle. Please help?

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I made a travel agent snarfle, the next one may die from hysterical sniggering, please tell me, is this is possible or am I doomed to kill a travel agent with laughter?

Can we go somewhere the last week of March that's warm, won't break a 400pp budget (spread over 5 people) and have stuff to do that isn't totally weather dependant?

We have a 9, 7 and 5 year old dds. That budget will be pushing the boat out for us at 2k, but from the reaction I'm guessing maybe not enough?

We haven't has a non UK holiday since kids and I would like to get warm :-)

In my dream its somewhere water sporty eg able to canoe/bodyboard/surf for us and the kids, or at least use our snorkels.

Save me from the mockery of travel agents
Save them from choking to death on their tea.

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It's the flights that will break your budget going to the Canaries. You can rent an apartment and a car for relatively little - but the flights are expensive because it's 4+ hours each way and you're flying in peak season. The whole of the UK wants to go to the Canaries between Jan-Mar, so flight prices reflect that.

Warm in March though is a tall order. Southern Spain/Balearics is definitely warmer than the UK and if you're on a tight budget that might be your best bet, because there are lots of flights and you might get something relatively cheap.