House swap - south of france

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Anyone interested for a few weeks this summer. All exotic locations considered - shorthaul! I am in south of france in old part of very beautiful city. 40mins from beaches, an hour and a half from Spain/mountains. Near vineyards, great restuarnats and bloody good shopping.

Ideally would love Italy!

aquitaine

WEST to the sea, oh, so not luberon

god I'm crap at this!

it's bordeaux innit

ahhhhhhhhhhh bordeaux!

Bottle of claret to adad.

Eleanor was from Aquitane!

by the way I got there by myself, just in case you are feeling SMUG, adad!

Do you live in a very large chateau with staff and your own wine?

If not then I'm afraid it really wouldn't be a fair swap

(just shoot me now, I would)

I have seven bedrooms but no vineyard.

No vineyard.... but plenty of vin??????????? lol

only 7 rooms. No, I wouldn't have wanted to swap anyway.

do you have a swimming pool?

malheuresment no. Have a courtyard (hence wistful hankering for chickens and rolling lawn).

Florence offers are rolling on in. Not.

god I don't even know any mumsnetters who live in Italy - are there any?

I have mispelled malheureusement!!