Does anyone know what the Witney Four Pillars Hotel is like, just outside of Oxford?

[fairyfly]

Is it ok> shall i book it?

Don't know the Witney one particularly, but the Abingdon one is pretty nasty and the Oxford Spires one is ok but only ok.

Hmmm sounds like it could be crap then.

it looks ok online. Is it for a special occasion?

a client once took me for lunch in the Abingdon one
It was hideous
The sort of thing Alan Partridge would live in

Just looked at the Abingdon one and it does look a lot better than that.

I'm going to a wedding and i don't know if i should stay there or find somewhere near.

oh well if it's for a wedding you are only going to crash there. It was clean I guess.

Alan Partridge might make the wedding more interesting.

well if it's somewhere to get ready, sleep and breakfast how good does it have to be?

Will you be having a leetle dwink or two at the wedding? You'll care even less then.

will there be lurve?

What i want you all to say really is this......
Oh my god i went there and it was full of the best looking stunning elegible batchelors we have ever seen who want to keep sad lonely old single mothers happy at weddings so everyone doesn't drive them mad by saying, don't worry someone will marry you one day

is the wedding AT said hotel?

oh go on then

Oh my god i went there and it was full of the best looking stunning elegible batchelors we have ever seen who want to keep sad lonely old single mothers happy at weddings so everyone doesn't drive them mad by saying, don't worry someone will marry you one day

tell them you are a lezza

It is at said hotel yes, it's the last thing i want to do just now, gawp at madly in love couples. grrrr

Why don't you all come, all of you. All my lesbian lovers.

oh well stay there
otherwise you will just have a nightmare getting back to other place

oh, it's fine for a wedding, and def better than having to race around the countryside in taxis.

I have just looked
it looks MUCH better than the Abingdon one

the Thames one is quite pleasant too - I have had lunch there

Next problem, i want to go for this kind of look, but i'm not a dress maker. So could anyone help?

ff try per una
they have LOADS of horrific stuff just like that

look

oh thanks, perfect, i am growing my armpit hair for the occasion and shall take my cats in my hold all.

ff are you trying to upstage the bride? norty

Thats a good idea, perhaps i should just go for a lovely white taffeta number.