Right.
Silly me to be having a baby in 5 weeks time!
Have 12 year old and 8 year old and by next summer 10 month old - God willing.
Now - the iNternet - is it just full of lazy people who think we are all androids and will blow up if we try and add a family of 5 to book online somewhere? One of whom is a child but technically over child age?
And is it so hard to want a newish apartment/hotel, pref menorca, with baby facilities and a bloody tennis court so I can get my lardy a*se back in some kind of shape. But one that isnt run by a filthy pig with green slime for a pool.
RAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!
And breathe.............