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Go faster on the waterslides!

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arizona · 30/07/2006 20:32

Just had to share this top tip with anyone planning a visit to a water park on their hols. Put your boys in skimpy trunks not long trendy surfy things! A couple of years ago we went to waterpark with kids and ds was sooo frustrated because he wasn't going fast. Then noticed some Spanish girls who were 'exposing' as much bare cheek as poss before getting on slides and they were off like proverbial s* off a shovel! This year we took special Speedo type trunks and ds was the envy of several boys who kept asking how he went so fast!

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ocd · 30/07/2006 20:33

yes omg yes
i was on hol last year adn thsi really POSH mum turend around said " excuse me" gave herfeld and her sizeable white arse a wedgei and hten shot off
it still makes me ill

arizona · 30/07/2006 20:40

It's the only way to travel!

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lionheart · 30/07/2006 21:27

Thanks for sharing, Cod.

Yeek.

Skribble · 01/08/2006 00:50

LOL

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