Please help me find a place to stay

[WAWD]

Desperately need a weekend break away. Criteria is:

Fri-Sunday preferably
Lake District or NE coast. Could do Whitby
Real fire or wd like outdoor hot tub
Preferably self-catering
Walkable pub so can eat out if wish

Someone must have stayed in some lovely accommodation which has some/all these things...(fingers crossed)

are you looking for this weekend? Bank holiday? most places will want to do 3 nights not two if you are and the places with everything you are looking for are going to be booked tbh. budget?

Sometime in Sept would be fine. I really only wanted a Fri and Sat night