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oooh a new topic

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cod · 22/05/2006 18:54

Wink

hadnt spotted this one

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Aero · 22/05/2006 18:55

Got any tips you'd like to share cod?

LadyTophamHatt · 22/05/2006 18:55

Ha...I just noticed this one too....

general advice??

Don't eat yellow snow...but we all know that already.

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cod · 22/05/2006 18:56

dont walk in water then be too idle to chnage your socks

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Aero · 22/05/2006 18:56

pmsl LTH - you should have that one on the front page! lol

nutcracker · 22/05/2006 18:57

I hadn't spotted this either.

Was thinking about you in Asda today LTH, as Ds was having a tantrum in fron of the Thomas the Tank stuff Grin

Tinker · 22/05/2006 18:58

I only have one tip. Can I just use it again and again if entering a competition?

fullmoonfiend · 22/05/2006 18:58

don't eat yellow snow

Blu · 22/05/2006 18:59

(Not everyone seems to have cottoned on that it is general tips about travel, do they?)

Keep your bottle of washing up liquid close to the sink. It saves time when washing up.

Close your car windows when using the automatic carwash.

Put the plug in before running your bath water.

How on earth did we manage before this section????

LadyTophamHatt · 22/05/2006 19:00

Tip: don't let you dog swim go the sea when the waves are bigger than about 3 inches and it's never swum before.

poor thing, she made it out though.

Grin nutty

nutcracker · 22/05/2006 19:01

Did Cod type that for you LTH ? Wink

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cod · 22/05/2006 19:01

i SO wanted a housekeeping section

but no they KNEW a g and t section woudl generate more traffic so set that up isntead and MADE me start i t off

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LadyTophamHatt · 22/05/2006 19:02

Tip for LTH only: learn to fu*king preview posts!!!!!

YellowFeathers · 22/05/2006 19:02

Don't count your change over a grate Wink

nutcracker · 22/05/2006 19:02

Oh actually I want a housekeeping section too now you've said that.

Can we have one then ?????????????

Mercy · 22/05/2006 19:02

Look both ways before crossing the road

expatinscotland · 22/05/2006 19:02

i've got a tip: if he acts like an twonk when you first start going out or when you move in together, ffs, don't marry him or have a kid w/him. he'll only get worse.

LadyTophamHatt · 22/05/2006 19:03

LOLOL nutty,

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cod · 22/05/2006 19:03

ok

"olive and sunblisgh tomato crusted salmon wiht roasted "vine" tomatoes"

you need

4 5 - 6 ox salmon fillets
3 ox white breadcrumbs
zest of half a lemon
1 oz stoned balck olives chopped
parley chopped
1 oz sunblush tomatoes chopped
2 tbsp olive oil

heat oven to 180. Line a baking sheet with nonstick parchemnt and put aslmon on it

in bowl mix breadcrumbs, zest olives tomatoes adn parsely add oila dn mix. Squish down firmly on fisha dn cook fro 15-20 mins till golden.

to accompany put a bunch of toamtoes on a "VINE" ( they mean a stalk ffs) drizzle olive oil over and ppeer.. bake in oven at smae time but on seperate tin

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cod · 22/05/2006 19:04

DO nto EJACULATE inside a woman
she will have four kids

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cod · 22/05/2006 19:04

sorry recipe on wrong thread

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nutcracker · 22/05/2006 19:05

LMAO

expatinscotland · 22/05/2006 19:05

If you don't use contraception, even once, guess what? You might get pregnant!

LadyTophamHatt · 22/05/2006 19:07

Heres a tip you can all have: NEVER EVER EVER think the withdrawal method is a good form of contraception

LadyTophamHatt · 22/05/2006 19:08

oh bugger...you all knew that one already.

No-one bloody told meGrinWink

nutcracker · 22/05/2006 19:09

Never ask your child if they like it when they are halfway through trying something new because even if they have already demolished half of it, they will say NO, and refuse to eat the rest.