DS1 is 13 a true G+T in all ways academic
Now...
picture 3 crepes, filled with chocolate, ready to be gently microwaved as a treat for pudding...
He chooses a plate 3 inches effing smaller than the crepes and duly warms them...
Am only typing this to avoid twatting him on the noggin...
G+T in this house is often swapped for Gormless and Twatty...