Is your thick child a bit gifted

[Twiglett]

well really

All children are gifted in some special way.

[pious]

Ooh, Fio, can he jump through flaming hoops?

mine is especially gifted in peeing on the floor.

Doesn't that one say "is yoyur gifted child a bit thick"? This is the opposite.

yale or deadlock?

sorry kerrymum

was just havin' a play around

and have you put her on the gifted dogs register?

Mine is especially gifted at throwing open the back door and weeing into the air - he thinks it's a huge joke. I don't! Back door remaining locked over the next few days.

Mine must be tres gifted as I was told today at the park by a woman who asked if both my DSs were mine, she said:- "When you sit down at night you must feel like your heid's aboot tae burst." So I figure this must be some reference to them being so intelligent and filling my head with so many interesting facts that by the end of the day it feels like it is going to burst.

I lurve the way you type scottish

Auch Aye the Noooo!

Is there a 'gifted and talented' section on Pets thread?