Shiney sHiney shIney shiNey shinEy shinY healthy eaters

[trilliaNastrA]

This is our gazillionth thread.

We are not quite as evil as some make out.

We try to lose weight, eat healthily, stuff like that.

Here is our mascot

Hello lovlies.
We are camping tonight. Whoop whoop!
Gas BBQ is lush indeedy. I even ate some norty stuff.
The caramel bananas I made were particularly luuuuush and I want some more now.
Has that Mousey one left already?

I now have an extra child in my care..

DS1 came rushing in at 9.30 to ask if his mate could sleep over - I had that heart sinking feeling and wanted to say nooooooooooooo as tomorrow will be my only lie in - next week I am working nearly full hours. I then thought back to when I was 13 and I used to have friends to sleep and vice versa and it was great fun. So of course I had to say yes. They are sleeping downstairs though and I have made them promise to be quiet and no food or drink in the room.....

Who would have thought that chocolate cock could make a woman so miserable?

Goobs - I adore bananas done on the bbq - in foil with brown sugar and a load dash of rum.

I wouldn't complain about that - would you?

I have a swanky side burner on shiney new gas BBQ so did proper caramel in a frying pan.
Usually just dump bananas in their skins on after meat is done.

Bella maybe they could make you breakfast in bad as a thank you for your kindness to them

Iggs, that has made me laugh!! I ask him to make me a coffee and the response is "oh do I 'ave to?" I can see that they will get no sleep tonight and tomorrow he is going to be one narky boy and very tired.. DS2 on the other hand might make me breakfast in bed. He washed my car on Thursday without any prompting.

but are profiterole cocks in the spirit of the healthy eating thread? we need a low fat low carb cock - say made out of grilled chicken with vinaigrette dressing?

Is this more up your street Totalchaos?

TC - I don't think that has quite the same appeal

Cannot believe that woman. Who examines chocolate that closely before they eat it? It would have been in my gob too quickly to notice.

Of course it was deliberate, shapes don't just randomly appear. Just like all those people that find Jesus in their toast/cheetos/mould patches.

Goober, that is terrible. I demand an apology from the natural world!

ah some lovely specimens you've linked to there, goober just a bit hot to handle.

Goober, that is some hot-looking cock

Shut it yank, tis a message from God.

Yank- are you insinuating that the woman herself may have lovingly crafted said cock for her own pleasure compensation?

As a scouser, I am now compelled to think about cock-related compo claims...How about suing the authorities for the dodgy paving stones that made me trip and fall on one?

Mind you, if everyone in town who that happened to on a Saturday night claimed, they would probably have to raise our council tax...

Evening all - there was a thread about that chocolate cock woman. I did point out at the time that most Cadbury packaging is clearly marked with the warning - May Contain Nuts

Hahahaha

Yes, that's where I saw the article. I don't read The Sun, being from where I am an' all that...

God has hot cock on the brain then....

Portia, would I disparage the reputation of a slapped arse faced delightful woman who just wants to protect children from chocolate cock and chooses to do it in that most serious of publications, The Sun? Would I.....

I'll be going after little tikes for compo then....DS's thick plastic toy hammer from his tool bench looks decidely like cock and balls. Will no one think of the children??