The Incredible, Edible, Shiney Cult....om nom nom

[bellavita]

That's it really, we are all incredible in our own way and all good enough to eat.... I have met some of the Shiney girls and they are truly delicous! Lots of cock and cake chat

I am Bella, just trying to maintain my weight now.

Jeez the footie is boring- England are crap, aren't they?

Sorry Mittz, I meant I am common because I am going to Butlins!

And I would never leave the DC alone!

I meant DS is in charge of watching Poppy when I cook dinner or hang the washing out!

I worked at McDonalds for twelve years.
I smoke cheap cigarettes
I used to have a job where I had to wear a Tabard.

ID

I used to have a job where I only wore a tabbard!

oh i have 2 children by 2 fathers

i live in a council house

i shop at aldi

my neighbours do collections if anyone dies/is born/gets married

last year my neighbours grandson was stabbed outside my house

another neighbours house got petrol bombed

i live next door to two shop lifting smoking bastards with dodgy cars that have no tax

tonight one of my neighbours made me sign a petition so that a woman who had live in a council house with her parents all her life, can stay in said council house now that they have died (council are trying to evict her) and the local newspaper came to do a story about it

do i win?

LOL Bitter, it too have worn a tabard for work

Watched footie, eaten chinese and drunk beer and red wine. Remind me of this when i bleat on next week about gaining

Mitts, tis out of order lovely. As you say, if he had told you, you could have made a choice. Definite no to leave them and for you not to be aware of it. Have courage of your convictions and tell him exactly how you feel, and don;t feel bad for it {{hugs}}

{{hugs for Lizzy too}}

LOL Mitts, ONLY a tabard may have been too risque for The National Trust Cafe

I'm not sure if it's good thing that I won.

I love the word 'tabard' though.

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Do I lose my crown if I admit said job was at a florist when I was 13?

Yes Vinny, but you have very swishy hair and therefore CANNOT be common by default.

Bitter, I was 15 in my tabard wearing days. Was brown with flowers on though

no crispy IM NOT COMMON BY DEFAULT oops caps

my parents are still married, and hold hands

Well hello all.

I am back, tis lovely to see you all. I had a lovely grown up lunch with Crispy, her friends restaurant is lovely, especially the basil icecream.

Anyway.

TC - please come tell us what your DS does, what is little for ither children is big for some and I would love to hear all about it.

VT - very about your iphone.

Loveing the talk about who is most common.

Norma have a lovely holiday.

Mouse - ouch is all I can say.

England are crap but however I had a very pleasant shopping experience in Tescos this evening as it was so quiet.

We had a great few days away, the weather was stunning, can highly recommend Slimbridge if you are in the area. I ate and drank far to much, struggled to get to bed before 1am and up with DC's at 7, so very tired. I had a letter from my WW leader asking if I was OK and also asking me if I wanted to be part of her team on Wednesday nights which means I don't have to pay.

This week I need to walk.

i was a teenage mum though

and i have weeds in my graden

and im the only one in my street who has a job

Bitter - I leave DD with DS in the same house or go to the village post office which is 2 doors away BUT the fucking pub is a massive piss take, especially as he won't have been drinking orange juice will he!!???

Oh and................

I live in a 2 roomed council flat
I snort special brew
My DD is my 'uncle's' child
My DS is my 'auntie's'
AND I work as a stripper in a massage parlour on weekends to fund my habit of 3 kebabs a day!!

Na, I'm not as good as you lot!! Far too lame. Bitter wins!!

hello fanny, tis lovely to see you too

Christ, you lot type fast!!!

X posted loads, will catch up and be back...

Oh, Vinny, you win! Sorry Bitter.

Hey Fanny - 3 in a bed was in Dorset this week

and im of to watch big brother, surely that makes me uber common?

Is your phone gawjuss, Vinny? You will never go back, you know...