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Put some SHINE in your life. . .

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YanknCock · 30/04/2010 20:32

Sorry for crap title, my first time

Roundup of today:

shiney, hope you and J have a wonderful weekend together.

Queen, yuck. I hated nearly every minute of my pregnancy. Seriously, if you search my name from about Jan-Aug 2009, it will all be me moaning about how much it sucks. Sympathy for you from another hyperemesis sufferer.

DIB, my stomach leapt a bit reading about your DS, how scary! Glad he seems to be ok.

Alice, your DS is very curled up in there and you've got a ways to go (sorry!) so wouldn't worry about bump size at all.

VT, I think you should prepare for the camping by ceasing all ironing now

BOF, what the hospital appt for? You ok? Hope you feel better!

ABF, hello and welcome! I also think of Carry On films when I see ding dong, DH has forced me to watch them as part of my education on what it means to be British

DI, I am jealous. Tell me next time it is 'dress like a pirate day'.

SAF, my mom believed in benign neglect and got two very self-reliant and capable children. I don't go for doorstop selling of anything, I have a very comprehensive sign that seems to be keeping people away and stuff out of the letterbox.

bitter, I'm sorry, but at your DS being a bottom-flasher!

GetOrf, so giving up diet coke makes you lose weight? Might have to try that one!

bella, glad the cake situation was sorted. I am jealous, I want ducks to come to my house. We just have the neighbourhood cat who leaves us dead stuff [boak]

Goober, yay for another pound off!

korma, flylady is the way forward.

Sazz, that doesn't sound too bad, 4lbs can come off in two weeks. Good job on all the exercise.

Jet, hello! You just reminded me to check my BMI, and I have JUST graduated from 'Morbidly Obese' to merely 'Obese'! Hooray!

Mitts, at least she is your XMIL

hells, good luck with the nits

ScreaminEagle, I'm another who joined late (though it's been nearly 6 months now!).

Norma, hope your DS's finger is ok!

Defluff, at 'yo homies' I feel 12 again.

Went to pick up DS at nursery today and was alerted to the possibility he may be developing chicken pox!! ARrggggghhhhhhhhhhhh I really really hope not, I've only been back at work a week!

My luck is seriously shit. On the positive side the nursery worker thought if he had it the spots would be showing up faster instead of the very gradual increase over the day. So either he doesn't have it and has some weird other rash thing, or he has a mild case, or it will be turning up with a vengence tomorrow.

Either way, it is wine o'clock, DH is going to Spar now to fetch some in.

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Iggiepitomisesvacuity · 30/04/2010 23:15

Yank stop swirling in front of the mirror! You know you are gorgeous
Ooh, I'd forgotten about places that didn't let women in. Only one I've been in was a golf club where women weren't supposed to be served at the bar. Though I did know of a place where the owner refused to sell women pints.

DreamsInBinary · 30/04/2010 23:16

SAF - are you my sister?! When she was with her Newcastle ex, she sat in the lounge with the women of the family whilst the men stayed in the bar. This would be after she had driven for five odd hours to get up there

Disclaimer - this is a working men's club thing rather than a Geordie thing, I think

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DreamsInBinary · 30/04/2010 23:17

Iggi - how have I missed your name until now??

YanknCock · 30/04/2010 23:17

Surely that's a breach of my human rights or something? I would be highly offended if refused a pint for having a vagina!

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BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 30/04/2010 23:17

Yank - The image of you sitting posting while wearing that lovely dress has really tickled me

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YanknCock · 30/04/2010 23:19

Bitter, now I'm in my ASDA bathrobe

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BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 30/04/2010 23:20

Loookin Goood Yank

BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 30/04/2010 23:21

Sazz, is that thirsty or thirsty

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BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 30/04/2010 23:23

double, I think I've got some badges out the back.

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Iggiepitomisesvacuity · 30/04/2010 23:29

Are you old enough to be drinking that wine young lady?

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YanknCock · 30/04/2010 23:33

Sazz, the last time I got asked my age I was 31 I think, and it was on a visit to the U.S. I looked at the guy like he was nuts, and handed over my UK driving licence which confused him greatly, due to the month/day being reversed. He looked at it for an eternity before decided I was old enough with my grey hairs and wrinkles around the eyes!

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BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 30/04/2010 23:35

Double - It was an old phrase from working in restaurants.

If someone said 'I've been here since 8 this morning.'

We would say 'There's badges out the back'

It's just a sarcastic equivalent to what do you want, a medal?

Sorry, forgot that none have you speak restaurant

YanknCock · 30/04/2010 23:35

badgers are the state mascot or animal or something of my home state

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