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Put some SHINE in your life. . .

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YanknCock · 30/04/2010 20:32

Sorry for crap title, my first time

Roundup of today:

shiney, hope you and J have a wonderful weekend together.

Queen, yuck. I hated nearly every minute of my pregnancy. Seriously, if you search my name from about Jan-Aug 2009, it will all be me moaning about how much it sucks. Sympathy for you from another hyperemesis sufferer.

DIB, my stomach leapt a bit reading about your DS, how scary! Glad he seems to be ok.

Alice, your DS is very curled up in there and you've got a ways to go (sorry!) so wouldn't worry about bump size at all.

VT, I think you should prepare for the camping by ceasing all ironing now

BOF, what the hospital appt for? You ok? Hope you feel better!

ABF, hello and welcome! I also think of Carry On films when I see ding dong, DH has forced me to watch them as part of my education on what it means to be British

DI, I am jealous. Tell me next time it is 'dress like a pirate day'.

SAF, my mom believed in benign neglect and got two very self-reliant and capable children. I don't go for doorstop selling of anything, I have a very comprehensive sign that seems to be keeping people away and stuff out of the letterbox.

bitter, I'm sorry, but at your DS being a bottom-flasher!

GetOrf, so giving up diet coke makes you lose weight? Might have to try that one!

bella, glad the cake situation was sorted. I am jealous, I want ducks to come to my house. We just have the neighbourhood cat who leaves us dead stuff [boak]

Goober, yay for another pound off!

korma, flylady is the way forward.

Sazz, that doesn't sound too bad, 4lbs can come off in two weeks. Good job on all the exercise.

Jet, hello! You just reminded me to check my BMI, and I have JUST graduated from 'Morbidly Obese' to merely 'Obese'! Hooray!

Mitts, at least she is your XMIL

hells, good luck with the nits

ScreaminEagle, I'm another who joined late (though it's been nearly 6 months now!).

Norma, hope your DS's finger is ok!

Defluff, at 'yo homies' I feel 12 again.

Went to pick up DS at nursery today and was alerted to the possibility he may be developing chicken pox!! ARrggggghhhhhhhhhhhh I really really hope not, I've only been back at work a week!

My luck is seriously shit. On the positive side the nursery worker thought if he had it the spots would be showing up faster instead of the very gradual increase over the day. So either he doesn't have it and has some weird other rash thing, or he has a mild case, or it will be turning up with a vengence tomorrow.

Either way, it is wine o'clock, DH is going to Spar now to fetch some in.

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YanknCock · 30/04/2010 23:36

Bitter

I personally like 'Would you like a cookie?' as a sarcastic response to that type of thing...

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BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 30/04/2010 23:36

And what state are you in, yank?

YanknCock · 30/04/2010 23:38

I am in the state of

warm

fuzzy

in my comfy robe

a tensy bit pissed

I am from the state of Wisconsin, land of the Fonz

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YanknCock · 30/04/2010 23:39

Now...the real pressing question here is.....

Do I go for a 3rd glass?

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YanknCock · 30/04/2010 23:40

SaF, the is a good substitute when you want to indicate nauseousness (is that a word? where is Trills when you need a pedant? I know the answer to that one, she is on an airplane to NYC)

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BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 30/04/2010 23:41

Love 'would you like a '

Might have to adopt that.

Might have to adopt you if I drink any more

Sherioushly though, I looove you, you're my besh mate.

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YanknCock · 30/04/2010 23:42

I might finish the bottle and tell DH he can get up and give DS a bottle if he wakes up tonight. I've been doing it for.... the last fecking 8 months!!

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BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 30/04/2010 23:43

Night sazz.

Saf, one more glass won't hurt.

If anyone asks, tell them a bitter old witch made you do it

BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 30/04/2010 23:44

Yank, Would you like a cookie?

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BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 30/04/2010 23:45

Saf - I told you you would be happier getting pissed staying up!

Isn't that song the cheeriest thing ever?

YanknCock · 30/04/2010 23:45

ah Bittter, sarcasm, I recognise that and choose to ignore it. Are there cookies around? I will have chocolate chip please, or peanut butter if you have it

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Jaquelinehyde · 30/04/2010 23:46

TA-DA

I'm Baaaaaaccckkkkkkk

Now that is how to make a come back

Snigger...well it amused me.

Hello my lovelies how have you all been? I hope weight loss has continued in good Shiney fashion. I have had a mare of a life for the past few months and it has affected my health badly

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YanknCock · 30/04/2010 23:47

Sazz, do not mention the squirrels, they are watching the house. We spotted one of the little fuckers in the front garden a few days ago. We will get someone with a gun if they go in our roof again. Really. They do not want to mess with Chez Yank. Spread the word to all the squirrels you know.

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BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 30/04/2010 23:47

See, I'm in a quandry.

Do I do the sensible thing and go on to PAYG because i don't really use my phone, or do I stump up £35 for the next 2 years and get a free iphone?

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