MASSIVELY tmi but Oh My God

[MamaGlee]

i can't get off teh loo
i feel like I'm vomiting out of my arse

and FUCK the namecange didn't work

Shit Mama, you OK

I hate those 'world falls out of your arse' moments

Anyone around to help?

You did't take a laxative did you? Maybe you've got The Bug, it's vile.

no dh in bed
dd age 10 in bed
babyG in playpen
DS1 age 6 watching prehistoric park

am now OFF THE LOO

god that was horrendous and weighed 2lbs

LOL no i didn't take a laxitive

Glad you've made it out OK. Drink lots of water or you'll be getting a monster headache.

Rofl

have you got a stomach bug do you think?

This reminds me of my sis ringing once when she was on the loo
she was in tears
she hadn't been to the loo for a week and was stuck on the loo unable to get it out with a one yr old and 3 yr old in the bathroom with her
she'd been trying for an hour
worse than childbirth she said

20 minutes agin today

Think its IBS

Mama this happened to me once. Really bad abdominal pain, then my insides fell out. Had to ring nursery as I couldn't get off the loo to collect DS1 .

Then was fine.

Happened again a couple of weeks later.

That was a year ago and has been fine since.

I have IBS and this happens to me. Few and far between since I had DS, but it does still play up occasionally.

I'm

I've been constipated for 12 years.

Riven, I too am awash with sympathy laughter

Kbear i'm delighted you saw this