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Original poster

cant work out how to namechange oh well i had do do something really horrid thismorning.........

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AwayWithTheFaries · 27/10/2009 14:08

and i really hope im not the only one who has had to do this
i was on the toilet and VERY constipated.....

OP posts:
Iklboo · 27/10/2009 14:09

I think I know what you're going to say.......

PlantASeedWatchItGrow · 27/10/2009 14:10

I can't even work out what you might say...
So please tell us

iwascyteenagewerewolf · 27/10/2009 14:17

Are you a mathematician?

iwascyteenagewerewolf · 27/10/2009 14:19

I'm going out now but I'll be happy to supply the punchline to that joke later.

IControlSandwichMonkey · 27/10/2009 14:21

Please don't let the punchline involve digits, perhaps adding one...

iwascyteenagewerewolf · 27/10/2009 14:22

lol! no, i was going to ask if she worked it out with a pencil

JustAnotherManicMummy · 27/10/2009 14:23

I'm thinking something like that bit in Wild Swans where the author has to "help" her poor aunt who's had a stroke with having a poo

Seededbiatch · 27/10/2009 14:24

I know the punchline to that one. DP is an acountant, it's one of his faves.

JustAnotherManicMummy · 27/10/2009 14:24

oh very good teenagewerewolf

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AwayWithTheFaries · 27/10/2009 14:24

no symperthey then?
it wasnt nice

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4GHASTLYGHOULSandnotout · 27/10/2009 14:26

FIL once ahem assisted mil who was constipated, makes me gag everytime they recount the story

ChilloHippi · 27/10/2009 14:28

JustAnother, I didn't need to be reminded about that horrific book. I had to read it for A-level and it scarred me for years afterwards.

CJCregg · 27/10/2009 14:30

Hmmm ... am going to watch with interest. I did something so gross once that I'm hoping I might find I'm not the only one.

PlantASeedWatchItGrow · 27/10/2009 14:31

So was the op joking?

BitOfCock · 27/10/2009 14:31

Oh goodness- I am having visions of magicians pulling strings of hankerchieves from their sleeve now...what does ^helping] entail, exactly?

BloodRedTulips · 27/10/2009 14:31

pelvic floor excercises and plenty of fibre

Iklboo · 27/10/2009 14:32

As ex-p's father once said

It brings a whole new meaning to 'a finger of fudge'

JustAnotherManicMummy · 27/10/2009 14:33

4Ghastly Why why why why why would your PIL tell people about it?!

I am enjoying that no one has actually been graphic. Give it a minute and someone'll be along to describe in great detail the horrors of their colonic evacuations

Original poster
AwayWithTheFaries · 27/10/2009 14:34

i wish i was joking cjgregg i was hoping that too

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JustAnotherManicMummy · 27/10/2009 14:36

All this skirting around the issue... is no one going to spill?

PuppyMonkey · 27/10/2009 14:37

Oh dear, I have no idea what you all mean at all. But I will have to lurk on this thread now until someone explains.

louii · 27/10/2009 14:40

Manually evacuating, nice.

Quiet a lot of older people often have to do this.

Seededbiatch · 27/10/2009 14:43

I once saw a programme/read an article about Whitney Houston and it said she was once so bunged up that Bobby Brown had to help her out....with a spoon.

PuppyMonkey · 27/10/2009 14:44

Gulp.... how?

PlantASeedWatchItGrow · 27/10/2009 14:45

What? How is that even possible?

If something is stuck up there, how would sticking something up there help get it out?

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