Meet the Other Phone. Protection built in.

Meet the Other Phone.
Protection built in.

Buy now

Please or to access all these features

General health

Mumsnet doesn't verify the qualifications of users. If you have medical concerns, please consult a healthcare professional.

Finally cured my sore bottom hole!

9 replies

mrshibbins · 07/10/2009 15:47

I've been having problems with my bum hole and my perineum for nearly a year now, with a new split appearing everytime I have a poo or experience {ahem} passionate sex. It was bleeding a lot and was so sore and itchy, especially at night.

I knew it wasn't piles, as it was around the surface all the way back to my vagina and couldn't feel any bumps. But I still used anusol cream daily anyway, with no results.

It was just so itchy and dry and sore and splitting down there that I thought - this feels more like eczema than anything else.

I always try very hard to keep clean down there, and always scrupulously use moist toilet tissue after I poo. And then I had a lightbulb moment about it. Could it be the Andrex moist? I've not used it for nearly 2 weeks now and the symptoms have almost completely disappeared. {smile]

You couldn't eat your dinner off my bum hole any more but I'm now no longer suffering every time I have to poo or have sex!

OP posts:
BiteOfFun · 07/10/2009 15:49

I'm so relieved, thanks for sharing

mrshibbins · 07/10/2009 15:50

just in case anyone else has a sore bum - STOP USING ANDREX!!!

OP posts:
CarGirl · 07/10/2009 15:51

what on earth do they put in those wipes....

Glad I'm not about to eat my tea, thanks for sharing indeed!

controlfreakythecontrolfreak · 07/10/2009 15:58

eeew!
glad you're so.... relieved....
did you name change for this? or are you happy to be forever mrsh, you know, the one with the sore bum??

mrshibbins · 07/10/2009 16:17

you mean the one WITHOUT the sore bum!

don't understand why i'd have to change my name tbh - is it something to be ashamed of? it's just another bit of your body, isn't it?

OP posts:
PixiNanny · 07/10/2009 16:45

You know, I split every time but don't use moist wipes or andrex Was hoping you'd have a cure for me then!

Dumbledoresgirl · 07/10/2009 16:47

Congratulations! You have won two prizes!

Firstly, you have won first prize in the MN weekly TMI thread title.

And secondly, you have received a highly commended for the annual Tasteless Opening Post Award.

fruitspooksbatsintheeaves · 07/10/2009 16:51

this thread title immediately brought to mind the baby in meet the Fokkers when he says
"aaasssssss hoooooooole"

LowLevelWhingeing · 07/10/2009 16:55

Why mrshibbins, wiz zis post you are really spoiling us!

I'm off over to the thread about random facts you know about MNers.

New posts on this thread. Refresh page
Swipe left for the next trending thread