Please give me some advice on my embarrassing facial wart?

[WinneTheWart]

I have a wart on my nose, tried everything and cant seem to get rid of it, it just keeps on growing back

Any advice please?

People stare at me in public

have you gone beyond faffing around with creams at home? doctor had a go?

you cant go out! seriously
cut it off

Have you tried putting a steak on it, then burying the steak at midnight on the next full moon? If you try that then as the moon passes through the waning cycle, your wart should shrink in sync with the moon.

I have tried all the treatments the doctor has offered, he seemed more worried about my skin though

I can't seem to find a paper bag big enough, they keep ripping down the sides

could you kinda decorate round it...make a feature of it like?

Just looked at your profile OP, that looks nasty

Try tying a piece of string round it, attach the other end to a door knob and slam the door. Hey presto, wart is gone!

I'd be more worried about that piece of bacon hanging off your lip love, never mind the wart.

And you've gone a bit overboard with that skin redness correcting fluid too....

No i am beautiful, how rude

i would go with the wart. it is one of your more endearing features