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I have had an accident with a custard cream

26 replies

MrsJKyle · 28/07/2009 23:59

It appears to be wedges up my vagina and my vagina has insuficient lubrication to dossolve it, and I can't reach it.

Should I dial 999?

I am worried a crumb might impregnate me and I will have a custardbaby

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TigerDrivesAgain · 29/07/2009 08:20

someone's a dumb cookie here

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