Hear ye Hear ye, the missus looks like she has gone down with the flu - I have been shrugging off a sore throat and temperature all week and now feel fine.
I am putting this down to the copious amounts of strong cannabis that I smoke - it has antibiotic and therapeutic qualities. I have often noticed in the past (when I have been ill) that I tend to not get stoned but my symptoms improve. Put that in yer pipe Mr Donaldson.