Tingly fanjo feeling for no reason?

[Claire2009]

Why?

Did you not have a burning sensation down there a few days ago? Did you pop to the GP?

Not you and your fanjo again! I told you, it's probably thrush. Go to the doctors tomorrow.

i didn't, shall i go and say i think i've thrush or just get canestan from the pharmacy?

You should go. There are some nasty bugs that can affect the fanjo, there's one disease that binds the fleshy parts together (seriously). Best go and get it looked at.

You may as well see the doc first, I can't see your fanjo from here

Ah how embarassing though will he have to look then? Can't he just go by what I tell him?

Fluffy, Are you really serious? I had all stds/etc checked in Jan and all was clear, not done anything bad since

Binds together fluffy? Omg!

Yes fluffy, I want link proof of that

Nothing is binding together there, I know that

I'm serious. It's some sort of bacteria, almost like necrotising faciitis, I'm not sure what it's called though. I read about it in a crappy woman's magazine.

clench

Clench?!

Fluffy, Ok I'll take you on that, but I'm pretty sure that's not what I have..

I ovulated around the 30/1st and am due on around the 15th-17th so it's neither of that.

See, get it checked. I know you don't have this but there are alot of really nasty things. The GP's are fab people.

Lichen sclerosis is the nasty one. It's probably thrush though. Gosh, I feel more intimately acquainted than I want to be with your fanjo...at least the GP is getting paid

Hmm...Ok.

But I don't think it is thrush (just googled) and nor do I think I have the bacteria eating fanjo disease...

I dunno, but the tingling is odd.

Do you remember where you left your mobile?

I was tempted to google 'burning clitoris' but I fear what would come up.

It wasn't burning, just felt bruised like, better now, just have tingling now

Har de Har BoF, yes mobile is on the mantle piece

Googling 'tingling clitoris' must have some far worse results then 'burning clitoris'. Don't go there!

Tell you what, if you google 'clitoral adhesions' you may find something relevant.
Can't do links on my itouch sorry.

Eww!

There's no adhesions!

Shine, No no NOOOOOOOOOOOO

You haven't been using Original Source, Mint and Tea Tree shower gel have you?

Nope, Palmolive (pink bottle) shower cream.