Umm I seem to be growing a bollock [TMI]

[whomovedmychocolate]

I noticed this morning. I seem to have a big lump along the hedge in my lady garden. Possibly a molehill.

Am taking it to the doctor in the morning to be poked examined.

Anyone else had a marble sized lump appear overnight and grow during the course of the day? I did wonder if it was another incisional hernia (I had a massive one which was repaired with a mesh last year) but this is in a different place but not far from my cs scar.

Oh dear. Is karma punishing you for telling someone to 'grow a pair' [inappropriate]

are they hot and painful?

DH reckons it's because I quite regularly 'rip em off some poor unsuspecting feller' so it could be karma.

They are not hot but they are exceptionally painful hence the funny walk. DH thinks it's funny, even DD thinks it's funny and keeps asking me if I've done a poo in my pants because I'm walking like she does when she has.

have you ever hads bartholins cysts?

Do you have gin? [genuinely helpful]

Yes differentID but this is different for a start the bartholin glands are near to the vagina whereas these are along the vertical side of my ladygarden, to the right and left of the mons pubis (well you did ask).

However they are absolutely spot on for position for swollen glands - see this delightful picture - don't worry it's not me!

Oh and no gin - don't drink. Have just eaten a Gu Banoffee dessert though - it was urghhhhh not nice. Gave up after a few mouthfuls - yes surprisingly the cat likes it

do you feel run down?

Of course I do, I've been eaten by the local wildlife. I'm absolutely knackered, still recovering from the flu and have two children who I have to pursue round the house constantly to stop them killing themselves.

ignore the kids- they'll learn when someone loses an eye

You'd think that - but five trips to A&E in the last six months would indicate otherwise