Swine Flu...

[SoupDragon]

Should I give up my regular Saturday morning bacon sandwich??

Yes. To me. (thanks)

Just have a stepsil after ...you will be fine

you may need to.

Dragons are particularly vulnerable.

So long as you wear a face mask whilst eating it you should be fine.

[Atchoo!]

How about smokey bacon crisps?

I'm really worried about swine flu

I ran all the way home today becaues I saw a police car at the end of the road

smokey bacon crisps your doooooomed, doooooomed I tell ye.

What, do the police carry it???

And what about pork scratchings! [sob]

Greeny!!!

Yes strepsils ought to do the job!!!

wrong Pigs

I love pork scratchings

I can't eat pork scratchings any more . Last one broke my tooth!

Oh damn. I have bought a bacon joint. If I hear it sneeze I promise not to eat it.

OMG! There's a pig doorstop in the room!!!

This'll take something stronger than a strepsil. I may need to bathe in TCP.

You can only catch Swine Flu from police helicopters.

on a serious note what shall i do about my guinea pigs?

I'd throw them over your neighbours fence Nappy. Just to be safe.

I have guinea pigs too! And they HAVE been sneezing

I should alert the media.

must be an oinkment to sort it surely ...sorry

computer virus?

Aaaaaaaaatchooooooooo!!