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Original poster

Swine Flu...

32 replies

SoupDragon · 28/04/2009 22:12

Should I give up my regular Saturday morning bacon sandwich??

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BoysAreLikeDogs · 28/04/2009 22:12
JJ · 28/04/2009 22:13

Yes. To me. (thanks)

Nappyzoneisabeetrootrunner · 28/04/2009 22:13
random · 28/04/2009 22:13

Just have a stepsil after ...you will be fine

MaryMotherOfCheeses · 28/04/2009 22:13

you may need to.

Dragons are particularly vulnerable.

TheCrackFox · 28/04/2009 22:14

So long as you wear a face mask whilst eating it you should be fine.

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SoupDragon · 28/04/2009 22:14

[Atchoo!]

How about smokey bacon crisps?

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Greensleeves · 28/04/2009 22:15

I'm really worried about swine flu

I ran all the way home today becaues I saw a police car at the end of the road

GumsNRoses · 28/04/2009 22:16

smokey bacon crisps your doooooomed, doooooomed I tell ye.

MaryMotherOfCheeses · 28/04/2009 22:16

What, do the police carry it???

LadyOfWaffle · 28/04/2009 22:17

And what about pork scratchings! [sob]

Stretch · 28/04/2009 22:17

Greeny!!!

Yes strepsils ought to do the job!!!

RealityIsMyOnlyDelusion · 28/04/2009 22:17

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LadyOfWaffle · 28/04/2009 22:17

wrong Pigs

Nappyzoneisabeetrootrunner · 28/04/2009 22:18

I love pork scratchings

Stretch · 28/04/2009 22:18

I can't eat pork scratchings any more . Last one broke my tooth!

gibbberish · 28/04/2009 22:19

Oh damn. I have bought a bacon joint. If I hear it sneeze I promise not to eat it.

Original poster
SoupDragon · 28/04/2009 22:19

OMG! There's a pig doorstop in the room!!!

This'll take something stronger than a strepsil. I may need to bathe in TCP.

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Original poster
SoupDragon · 28/04/2009 22:20

You can only catch Swine Flu from police helicopters.

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Nappyzoneisabeetrootrunner · 28/04/2009 22:20

on a serious note what shall i do about my guinea pigs?

ThePhantomPlopper · 28/04/2009 22:21

I'd throw them over your neighbours fence Nappy. Just to be safe.

gibbberish · 28/04/2009 22:21

I have guinea pigs too! And they HAVE been sneezing

I should alert the media.

random · 28/04/2009 22:22

must be an oinkment to sort it surely ...sorry

MaryMotherOfCheeses · 28/04/2009 22:23

computer virus?

BigPiggySneezesAtYou · 28/04/2009 22:23

Aaaaaaaaatchooooooooo!!