Well this is hardly a dire problem but I am feeling really bloated and as if I need to poo after a night's heavy drinking and a curry(sorry gross!!). I haven't been drinking since I don't know when nor had a curry recently. I am also very "regular" (as me dear old mum would have said ) and have errr "been" today. I think it's premenstrual and the chickpeas in the tagine last night probably didn't help . The thing is I am going to a wedding tomorrow and my outfit is fitted but not tight except today when it feels really uncomfortable. I am short of time and money so getting another outfit is not an option. My wardrobe normally comprsies banana covered jeans and t-shirts so my wedding outfit is a one-off. Are there any quick fixes for bloatedness? As I type my stomach is growling like mad