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i've got everything. Oh dear!

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Flightattendant27 · 15/02/2009 19:52

It's official, even hypochondria, I tell you the list is endless.

Have been on antib's for bad toothy and they have given me mild 'issues' digestively - hopefully not too bad...but toothy still hurts!

have got ds's cough and yucky cold

have got a blocked duct (I think? Boob is very sore and pink)

and the childen are both in terrible moods

However it could be worse I expect. Possibly.

Can anyone think of some more thinbgs I might have, which would make my list more impressive?

Thinking maybe ingrowing toenail

Housemaids knee

tennis elbow (what is that anyway)

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Flightattendant27 · 15/02/2009 19:53

I do have an itchy armpit come to think of it, and may have pulled a muscle somewhere.

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nickytwotimes · 15/02/2009 19:55

Tennis elbow is tendonitis - same as housemaid's knee afaik.

POOR YOU.

Being ill is shite.

Flightattendant27 · 15/02/2009 19:56

Thanks Nicky, does that mean I'm still allowed to have both?

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EntersStageLeft · 15/02/2009 19:57

nits?

nickytwotimes · 15/02/2009 19:59

Oh, yes. Here, have soem pain killers. I've got the lot here, paracetamol, ibuprofen (though I'm guessing you are bf, hence the duct?) and even soem luverly dihydrocodiene. Mmmm....

Flightattendant27 · 15/02/2009 19:59

Oh God!!!!

OF THE ARMPIT?????

No way

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KerryMumbles · 15/02/2009 19:59

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nickytwotimes · 15/02/2009 19:59

some

Yes, nits!

Maybe worms or some other parasites too?

God, I am sick of mind...

Flightattendant27 · 15/02/2009 20:00

Oh yes please can I have the most opiate based option please

Anything that knocks one out will do. Cocoa will prob be the best I get tonight.

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EntersStageLeft · 15/02/2009 20:00

Are you hirsute enough to be incubating a colony?

nickytwotimes · 15/02/2009 20:01

I'm thinking maybe the parasite option may be a step too far...

Flightattendant27 · 15/02/2009 20:01

Hello Kerry have you got any illnesses too?

It's quite the pity party here tonight! Am enjoying myself enormously.

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Flightattendant27 · 15/02/2009 20:01

If I had w*rms I wouldn't tell you lot

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nickytwotimes · 15/02/2009 20:02

Lol at hirsute enough for colony!

Flightattendant27 · 15/02/2009 20:05

Am a bit hairy yes

It's winter you know

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EntersStageLeft · 15/02/2009 20:35

Well it's been half an hour - hope you've had a shave.

You know that cut you got though? That's where the septicaemia's starting as we speak...

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