Odd gut problem. Discuss.

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This morning i woke up fine but then my entire lower regions started to ache really badly, like period pain (not due), down my thighs, in my back, but mainly i supposed my lower intestine. i decided to sit on the loo (TMI ALERT) and this kind of slippery but slow diahhoreahhhhaa happened. At the same time i felt really dizzy, clammy, faint, and sick (but in a faint way, not a vommy way). i had to lie down urgently. got better 10 mins later. i'm now sitting, lazily, and have just had cereal. Low pains grumbling about, general dizziness.

Anyone had anything similar? some sort of bug? something I ate? never had pain/bowels like it.

Yes- I had a similar thing about a week ago, (and my Mum too).
I'd had grumbly pains for a couple of weeks, but then it changed to the things you're describing- into thighs too; and a moving around pain, a bit like periods but occasionally under ribs.

Am better now, so hopefully you have what semed like a virus.

But if it goes on, I'd see GP just in case.
a friend had a pelvic infection which had similar symptoms.

Hope you feel better soon