You know Rain dances right........ Does anyone know a Menstration Dance? :p

[Charlee]

I am willing my period to come it's 5 days late with no even signs of it arriving but have had 3 negative pregnancy tests (phew!) So i figure if there are any mumsnetter tribe's women/men out there who know of maybe a mensturation dance they could provide for me? I would be greatfull ta.

menstruation dance! You need a big woolly blanket.

Wow there actually IS one!

BUt seriously that is disgusting!

'While she was dancing and her menstrual flow was dripping over the cloth, she was at the same time creating the graphite traces. When it dried she cut the cloth into fragments and made small drawings-collages.'

Ewwwww!!!!!!

Yes, it sort of put me off my porridge.

There is a Museum of Menstruation too. The mind boggles at what they exhibit!

Who would go to that? I mean seriously?

On another note i have just given my sister all my sanitary towels as she needed them now i have none i am hoping sod's law will come into play. :0

Trick your body in to thinking you are going on a romantic weekend away, that's bound to do it!

Yes i think i will i have also put on white undies as that usually does the trick to but so far tis not working, i keep getting light cramps and think 'ah ha! this is it' but then i get a huge wave of nausea and they stop and thats it. It is v.frustrating!

Wear white jeans.
Guaranteed......

I don't won any white jeans, my children only have to look at the colour white and it's turns imediatley brown and grubby!

Don't want to worry you but I have just had a BFP on Sunday, after 3 BFNs! The first 3 tests were a couple of days before period was due (hopeful), on earliest day period was due and on the latest day have ever had a period - and they were all negative. Took another week (day 43) before I got a positive!

Seriously though, what's with that menstruation dance!

Lol thats what my GP dais Lionstar

He said test again in a week if its still BFN go back to him obviously if period hasn't arrived.

BUt he did also say home Ptests are so accutare these days he doubts i am..... hmm shows how right he was with your story!

I would deffinatley be a tough struggle if i were to be up the spout but i would take it on the chin and cope somehow. (i may have a huge dp shaped hole through the wall though!)

God this is driving me insane!

I have just walked out of tesco leaving a full trolley behind stressing becuase of my DS misbehaving!

It's just not me!

Now am really upset for the way i spoke to DS i was pretty vile to him, and i still need to get my shopping later.

I just want to know one way or another.

Applauds wildly at Charlee leaving full trolly in Tesco. I have always wanted to do that.

Right ladies - woolly blankets on - after three, one, two, THREE....whirly whirly flit flit lentil weavery dance...

drinking copious quantities of red wine seems to work im not sure why

I went back to Tesco to do the shopping i left the kids with DP when he got in from work, i had to wear a hat and big sunglasses incase they realised i was the crzy, crying shouty lady from earlier!