What colour is your poo?

[Rhubarb]

and is it smelly?

what have you spike your cordial with today rhuby?

Rose, to both questions.

brown. various shades of.

I don't poo and if I did I'm sure it wouldn't smell.

come out, "dr" gillian, we know it's you

Smell ? No dear I am a lady and never discuss my ablutions in public.

shite brown