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Help - I am obsessed with my small breasts...

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LittleDorrit · 24/07/2008 22:00

Not sure if this belongs on here, or on style and beauty.
Basically I guess I am just looking for some opinions/advice...
I am just really obssessed by the fact that my breasts are too small and keep thinking that if only I had cosmetic surgery to make them bigger I would feel so much happier about myself. I am quite petite and before having a baby I was a small 32B but was reasonbly happy with that - I would have preferred to be bigger, but it was never an issue for me. But post pregnancy I have gone down to 32A and I feel that no man could ever find me attractive because of the size of my breasts. I did think about having surgery, but I know that there are risks associated with it, and complications, etc. so that puts me off - I guess I am concerned that if I go ahead I might regret it. I made a decision a few weeks ago to just forget about the surgery and focus on my "good bits", but it just keeps bugging me. What do you think??

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LongLiveGreenElizabeth · 24/07/2008 22:48

Did the pen run out?

BreeVanderCampLGJ · 24/07/2008 22:48
themildmannneredjanitor · 24/07/2008 22:51

i am a 36h and trust me-big boobs can be a bloody nightmare!
i would love to be an a cup. to be able to go braless! bliss!
to able to wear round neck t-shirts without looking about 5o!

at least if they are small you can wear a padded bra or stick chicken fillets in!

SheWhoBlushedTwice · 24/07/2008 22:53

I think you should be pleased with your chest. It sounds delightful.

berolina · 24/07/2008 22:58

I love my so-small-I-never-wear-a-bra norks. I find they disappear completely under wrap dresses, which then look rather odd, but that's the only downside.

LOL in recognition, though, at 'It's so annoying when your belly sticks out further than your chest'

pointydog · 24/07/2008 22:59

mp, why were you talking to a priest about your breasts? How did they come up?

morningpaper · 24/07/2008 23:06

I can't quite remember how they came up

It wasn't in the confessional or anything

pointydog · 24/07/2008 23:07

I would be very unsettled if I found myself in that situation. You sound so blase and cosmopolitan about it

BroccoliSpears · 24/07/2008 23:08

Erm... so if I'm an F, my belly should probably be smaller than my boobs, you say?

SheWhoBlushedTwice · 24/07/2008 23:09

I cant for the life of me imagine discussing my norks (hairy or not) with my vicar. Must be down to type of vicar.

morningpaper · 24/07/2008 23:10

I seem to recall that were at a mutual friend's ordination

the wine was flowing

and the newly-ordained priest was shouting "Celibacy? Shit! I thought it was a vow of celebrity!"

how we laughed

BananaSkin · 24/07/2008 23:16

Me too. Too ashamed to admit my actual size on here! I'm still breastfeeding and love it as it gives me the boobs I'd otherwise not have. Tempted to carry on expressing for the next 10 years or so actually

pointydog · 24/07/2008 23:16

what a party!

cheesesarnie · 24/07/2008 23:19
Grin
berolina · 24/07/2008 23:28

I am tandem feeding and still almost norkless.

ImpyChica · 25/07/2008 18:05

LOL MP at the priest story!!! And at the tummy-bigger-than-boobs! Recognition on both fronts - our old Parish priest was quite pervy don't think he's been de-frocked yet though...

Was v disappointed with pregnancy and b-feeding - that I only went up to a B cup. And they're now virtually concave since finishing b-feeding.

I used to always wear padding etc but am now embracing my flatness - there's so much pressure to be super skinny with big plastic boobs - and why? Most, decent, men aren't into that at all. I'm much happier knowing my DP loves me for me and not just my mammaries! I remember being in pubs with big-chested friends and not being able to believe the amount of men that would talk straight to their boobs - I've never had that thankfully!

Impy x

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