Every time I've been to hospital it's to have lumps removed, it only clicked the last time I had my eye lump removed and the nurse commented on it.
I've had pilonidal sinus (v.painful lump near coccyx) three times, a lump in my breast (benign) and many lumps on my lower eyelid. Oh and pregnancy, that was a rather large lump
I think I'm just lumpy.