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Just calculated my biological age!

84 replies

Posey · 13/05/2008 18:20

It is 15.7 years (I'm 39) and I'm going to live to 98.8

Try it here www.embedtube.com/uploads/33101407Realage.swf

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zippitippitoes · 13/05/2008 20:10

and the risk taking

of course if i habitually let chainsaws drop on my head then probably a life expectancy in weeks

Blandmum · 13/05/2008 20:18

lol I'm 45, rel age 25 (they have never seen me in the morning!) and I'm going to live to 95

LaDiDaDi · 13/05/2008 20:23

Biological age 14.1 at nearky 30 rl years. Life expectancy of 89.9.

frumpygrumpy · 13/05/2008 20:27

I am my age! I'm 35 and my biological age is the same......I don't know whether thats good, bad or ugly

redwino · 13/05/2008 20:27

I'm 25 and going to live to 88 (really 39)

Fillyjonk · 13/05/2008 20:29

my real age is 4.6

life expectancy 96

am actually 30

am a bit

zippitippitoes · 13/05/2008 20:30

ffs

and i thought i was quite helathy for my age

morethanyoubargainfor · 13/05/2008 20:46

my real age 21.2

my actual age is 30

life expectency is 82.8

i like being 30 i don't want to be 21 again, it was horrible the first time around!

Rosylily · 13/05/2008 20:53

I am 41 but came up as 26.5 with life expectancy of 89.5...that's because I'm a boring old healthy living fart nowadays

MaureenMLove · 13/05/2008 21:37

This has to be a joke! It says I'm 18.6! I'm a 40 year old bag fgs! I utterly refuse to live to 97 either, I will demand to be shot at the first sign of me going round the bend.

suwoo · 13/05/2008 21:53

I'm 32, my 'real' age is 9.4 and I will live to 96.6. I knew I was fairly healthy but

Hulababy · 13/05/2008 22:03

Boilogical age: 35
Real age: 19.1
Average life expectancy: 74
My life expectancy: 89.9

Posey · 13/05/2008 22:23

Yes, its defo a pile of rubbish! There is no way I could do now what I could at 15.

As for the other one that Franny suggests, it makes me 34.5. Far more realistic, but said I should reduce drug toxins or something (I take a couple of paracetamol now and again!)

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Fillyjonk · 14/05/2008 07:47

on franny's one i am 29, so a year younger

i am let down by lack of exercise (note i have just had a bay

but also, i am sorry to say, i do not floss daily

FrannyandZooey · 14/05/2008 07:52

no flossing lets me down on that also Filly
however I am 33 despite years of heavy smoking, hurrah
(am 36 in RL and look about 40)

Fillyjonk · 14/05/2008 07:58

can i just say i had a baby not a bay

it is fkn annoying as i want to exercise but i have the relaxin thing going on and i feel about 90 every morning

but have just remembered franny is about 7 months pg so will slink away

FrannyandZooey · 14/05/2008 08:00

oh dear
I want to exercise but have spd
so have had to get trainer to devise routine that does not involve moving my lower body at all
can you get similar magic person? then we can look like orangutans together

FrannyandZooey · 14/05/2008 08:01

and it's 7 and a HALF btw
well nearly

izzybiz · 14/05/2008 08:06

Well I'm 32, have "real" age of 14.6, and will live till I am 91.4

smallmediumandohmygod · 14/05/2008 08:24

I didn't want to do this, but my dd1 (24) this and she's 10.2

chrissnow · 14/05/2008 08:32

crikey I'm 12.8 (explains a lot ). Gonna live til I'm 92.2 (not sure I want to though!!!)

OracleInaCoracle · 14/05/2008 08:33

omg, im 30 and my real age is 9.6, and life expectancy is 94.4!

Nemoandthefishes · 14/05/2008 08:50

lol
well my bio age is 30
real age 29.5
live to 74.5
fine by me..mine was lowered by depression/stress levels

BeauLocks · 14/05/2008 08:56

I'm 40 but my real age is 17.5 and I'll live til I'm 97.5

WideWebWitch · 14/05/2008 09:07

Yay, I am 21 and will live until 93, marvellous! (really am 41)